Nice article....

Sleep-When-Im-Dead · #1 02-08-2008, 10:43 PM

oh give it a rest will you, if you hate bon jovi so fuking much go and start a bon jovi hate forum and leave the fans in peace

(Don't)Lie_to_me · #2 02-08-2008, 10:51 PM

It's called opinion.

born_to_run · #3 02-08-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by (Don't)Lie_to_me

It's called opinion.

Exactly

(Don't)Lie_to_me · #4 02-08-2008, 10:54 PM

And everyone has a right to theirs, without direct, strong, abusive and repeated comments specifically designed to make the person look stupid.

born_to_run · #5 02-08-2008, 10:56 PM

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I hate to inform you (Cindy, Fritz, Mrs. Miller), but ever since the 1980's, Bon Jovi and his crew of flunkies have been giving music a bad name. I wasn't around for the early years of the feathered bangs and flamboyant dress, yet through the beauty of Comcast Digital Cable and ON DEMAND, I have been able to somewhat catch myself up. After only 15 minutes of skimming through videos laden with deserts, mountain ranges, and candle lit recording studios, my hatred for Bon Jovi was firmly cemented. Why, you ask. The answers are numerous.

1. Bon Jovi is a terrible songwriter. Fritz's Liver had more talent for words than he does. For example...

When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

Bang a drum for the sinners
Bang a drum for the sins
Bang a drum for the losers
And those who win
Bang a drum, bang it loudly

and

Mother, mother
If I was your
Mother, mother

While these are just exerpts from the actuals songs, trust me when I say their origins are just as bad. As a blog writer, I research my topics before I write, so I actually download Have A Nice Day, If I Was Your Mother, among several others, so you could take my word for it.

2. He used a lyric from Shot Through the Heart in the title of one of his newer songs, You Give Love a Bad Name. I know after being around for so long, the creativity levels drop off, but sweet meat pies, thats terrible.

3. It's My Life and Have a Nice Day are essentially the eaxct same pop-driven, feel-good, bullshit song.

4. Bon Jovi's feathered bangs.

5. His obession with womens clothing.

6. His resemblence to Mrs. Matthews from Boy Meets World

7. He is from Jersey and has an album entitled New Jersey.

8. He owns the Philadelphia Soul

9. He more than likely cheats on his wife. And I quote...
"The way I look at it is you're only married within the state lines. There are 49 other states, we can have 49 other relationships."

10. He didn't die when his plane went off the runway a week or two ago.

12. He is an awful actor.

13. This terrible user comment album review on yahoo.com...

"All you people who say bon jovi sucks can kiss my ass. So what they dont have a grammy, either does Rod Stewart. It took Prince and Cher years to get theirs." - anonymous

...apparently what anonynouse doesnt know is that you should highlight better artists than the likes of Rod Stewart and Cher when defending Bon Jovi

... The only good things that come to mind when Bon Jovi is mentioned is a quote where he dumps on AC/DC and that fact that he turned down a role in Footloose. Yet, upon further review, the latter gave birth to the career of one Kevin Bacon.... so actually, add that as number 14 to the list above.

You suck Bon Jovi. You always have, and always will.

(Don't)Lie_to_me · #6 02-08-2008, 10:58 PM

Why is your forehead so priapic?

Id Die 4 you · #7 02-09-2008, 12:39 AM

The thing is born to run 80% of that article you've posted above is based around eras that you supposedly like, now if you agree with those statements its quite clear that you don't like bon jovi at all. Or him/he/jon bon jovi as the article so often puts it, they should of done more research perhaps?

born_to_run · #8 02-09-2008, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Id Die 4 you

The thing is born to run 80% of that article you've posted above is based around eras that you supposedly like, now if you agree with those statements its quite clear that you don't like bon jovi at all. Or him/he/jon bon jovi as the article so often puts it, they should of done more research perhaps?

The first one is pretty correct the second one not that much.
In retrospective they were not so good even back in the day but I still like them in that era. But there is and was lots of better bands

Ferret · #9 02-09-2008, 11:20 AM

Why that's bullshit:

1) That article appeared to mostly just be about Jon, except with a small reference to the band at the beginning.
2) The writer reffered to Bad Name as one of "his newer songs". 22 years old is not new.
3) One of the lyrics he chose was a Jon Bon Jovi song.
4) He chose only three lines from HAND.

It's just written by someone who actually needs to do his ****ing research before writing that shit.
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Neurotica33 · #10 02-09-2008, 05:19 PM

The article is 2 years old. Why get upset about it now?!

Nice article....

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