i'd do an excellent job - but i'd never degrade myself so much as to do all that VH-1 want you to do as part of the entry procedure...

who'd want a nutter who buys every drawing pin, condom, pills, cds, flasg, banners, magasines, tour programmes, etc etc etc... and knows more about you than you know yourself to manage your tour???

the biggest fans aren't the ones who've met the band most of own the most stuff

^^^ they are the most obsessed and most-likely non-critical