NSFW: Porn Here With My Baby

Aloha !

Shiny day but we worked all night.
both got screwed and you were so tight.
A lick a sniff I took my bite,
my love, all night.

The camera’s on and the lights shine bright.
I don’t need rubbers when I’m by your side.
Viagra makes sure that it’ll never die,
make cream, your price.

My friend beats like a drum (all night).
Flesh to flesh, dick to cunt (and it’s alright).
And you’ll never let go cause
there’s something now so deep inside.

Making porn here with my baby,
baby I was made to be your man.
We got something to believe in,
even though your dad won’t understand.
Only God would know the reasons,
and for sure he’d be a fan.
Making porn here with my baby,
baby I was made to be your man.

I light a candle, different scenery.
On the table for two, or maybe three.
Your friends’ invited and it ain't for tea.
Our time, our way.

So hold me close better hang on tight,
bend down over for my bumpy ride.
Two stars shining in this light so bright,
deep down, inside.

If we stand side by side (all night)
the director’s upset (not right)
but I’ll know that you wait,
for my arrival till the day that I die,

Making porn here with my baby,
baby I was made to be your man.
We got something to believe in,
even though your dad won’t understand.
Only God would know the reasons,
and for sure he’d be a fan.
Making porn here with my baby,
baby I was made to be your man.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Bored Seb?

Love it. The second verse is even better than the first.

Ice

How the TLFR version should have been...

The chorus ain't bad either

That's great

I think I'm gonna write Undiscovered Hole, The Last Muff Standing, Midnight IN Chelsea () and These Legs Are Open All Night

I might write:

In And Out Of You
Thank You For Riding Me
All About F***in' You
Let It F***

And of course:

Dry P***y

Listen to River Of Love's lyrics - really very obvious innuendo

Hahahaha you guys should actually write all those. You could make a whole album.

Every time I f*** up you,
Baby I f*** something new,
It takes me higher than before,
It makes me f*** you more,
I don't wanna sleep tonight,
Babe that's just a waste of time,
When I look at what the f***in's done to you,
I'm all about f***in' you.