Originally Posted by Goldsausage II

1. She Don't Know What The Fans Want (The Ballad Of Jon Bon Jovi)
2. I Could Make A Living Out Of Milking The New Trends
3. This Ain't A Rock Song
4. I'll Be There For You As Long As The Money Is There For Me
5. (It's Hard) But It Goes Soft Again When I See My Wife....She's UG-ER-LY
6. My Talent Lies Dead In My Arms
7. Til We Ain't Drinkers Anymore (The Ballad Of Richie Sambora)
8. One Step Closer To Retirement
9. Say It Isn't So, Richie Has A New Hoe
10. Lay Your Curls On Me (The Ballad Of David Bryan)
11. Secret Dreams Of Being In Guns N' Roses
12. King Of The Painters (The Ballad Of Tico Torres)

BONUS TRACKS
13. Born To Be My Transformer (The Ballad Of The Hugh McDonald)
14. I Could Make A Living Out Of Living My Life And Telling You To Do The Same