Fetch!

Whenever you get down about your life, you could just do what Jon Bon Jovi does and thank his lucky stars he's not Calista Flockhart.

"Poor Calista Flockhart," the rocker-turned-actor tells the New York Post.

He found himself filled with pity for the "Ally McBeal" star during his stint on her show.

"I never met this kid before, and on the first day, our first scene together she has to sniff my rear end. I'm bent over and she has to sniff my butt like a dog," he recalls. "I thought this is a tough gig, nice to meet ya."

And it only got worse from there.

"She told me later this wasn't the first butt she had to sniff for the show," he said.

Talk about hitting bottom.