It's about 9.00pm, and the DJ is taking requests to get people on the dance floor. I lean over to my friend John and ask; "what Jovi shall we get on?".

"Born to be My Baby" is his wise choice.

So I stroll over and make the request, head back to my table. Little while later I hear the DJ saying Bon Jovi is coming on, but as the track starts and I stand up to head to the dance floor I know something is wrong. Turns out this is the one DJ in the world who has TLFR with him and has selected that version. I turn my head and sit down, as do most others. He sees the reaction and cuts the track off before it hits a minute in. Little later he busted out Prayer though, which went down a storm.

I mean honestly, TLFR? Who requests that?