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Social Disease - And speaking of attention grabbing intros ... heh, after the orgasming and fun lines ("You mean that's it?!" "Doctor Bon Jovi, please report to ...."), this turns out to be the fun, somewhat sleazy rocker that there's at least one of on most of the band's albums (Get Ready and In & Out Of Love being the previous two). Particularly guitar heavy, it adopts a slower hard rock stance, much in the vein of some of the songs from 7800 Fahrenheit. What sets it apart though is its use of synthesised brass instruments, giving it a slightly E-Street Band - esque RnB flavour. A fun song with some amusing innuendos ("She can run a bullet train on 38 double D's," or Jon rather pevertedly laughing that it's "nothing that a shot won't cure" at the end), but ultimately one without much impact, especially sandwiched between two of the band's defining moments.

2+/5