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Old 05-25-2006, 05:22 PM
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Doesn't get any deeper than "I'm Complicated, I get frustrated, right or wrong love or hate it". Move over Bob Dylan!!!!!!!!
Ah cumon, i think i had an epiphany when i heard those lines, they truely touched my soul! Move over Mr Dylan indeed, i kid you not.

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Come on people, Complicated is a VERY good song IMO
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It's okay but the lyrics are absolutely dreadful. It certainly wouldnt be the cheesiest song in my opinion, not with the likes of:

Save the World
If I was Your Mother
All I want to do is you
Ugly
We Rule the Night
Outlaws of Love
All About Loving You
I'd Die For You
King of the Mountain
Come Back
Undivided (sorry I know the subject is sensitive but the lyrics are crap and the chorus is cheese on toast to me)

or these gems

"Dont come knocking on my back door, love aint living round here no more"
"When I couldnt fly, you gave me wings"
"How can I say 'get away', when I just can't blah blah blah"
"Remember when we lost the keys, and you lost more than that in my back seat"
"By the way my name's Jones"

There's about a million more. Controversially i wouldnt include WTWYA in the bunch of cringe inducers. Nor Shes a Mystery, the lyrics are ok but the music is boring and tuneless. To be honest some of the cheese, like Complicated, is okay but some of it is embarrassing both for the band and the listener.

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Ugly
I actually think the lyrics to this song are very... *tries to think of a more masculine word for 'sweet'* ...um, cute? damn, i mean they'r good like.

''If you could see yourself the way i do, you'd wish you were as beautiful as you'' is a clever little line.

and ''I wish i was a camera sometimes, so i could take a picture of you with my mind, put in in a frame for me too see, how beautiful you really are to me..''

yeah, i like this song i guess.


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I like "Ugly" too. A little cheesy, but in a very "I KNOW this is cheesy" way.
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They must've been good enough for a certain teen star to rip 'em off and call the song "Beautiful".
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True, actually some of the UGLY lyrics are clever but I just cannot forgive "So if you're ugly, I'm ugly too, If you're a nut then I must be a screw".

Makes me wanna puke. Great album though.
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True, actually some of the UGLY lyrics are clever but I just cannot forgive "So if you're ugly, I'm ugly too, If you're a nut then I must be a screw".

Makes me wanna puke. Great album though.
yeah ill give you that, those particular lyircs are god awful!

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I actually think the lyrics to this song are very... *tries to think of a more masculine word for 'sweet'* ...um, cute? damn, i mean they'r good like.

''If you could see yourself the way i do, you'd wish you were as beautiful as you'' is a clever little line.

and ''I wish i was a camera sometimes, so i could take a picture of you with my mind, put in in a frame for me too see, how beautiful you really are to me..''

yeah, i like this song i guess.
Yup me too. I always liked it!
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I like "Ugly" too. A little cheesy, but in a very "I KNOW this is cheesy" way.
EXACTLY!!

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