(Holy Shit I accidentally backspaced just now and had one of those horrifying moments where you think you lost everything you wrote. Praise to Jesus I didn't.)
Okay, back to the track list stuff. I'm going to move Happy Now to slot one, which is an idea a few people had (TheseDays2005 is one name that comes to mind) back in 2009. I would probably like to fix the song up a bit, give it a better intro, but it worked okay as an opener live, I don't see why it wouldn't on the album. I'm going to keep When We Were Beautiful at two; one thing I will say, on the actual album, I thought it was almost deliberate how the modern, lame Bon Jovi of Born to Follow then transitioned into WWWB, which felt like going back in time, and then, love it or hate it, we hear the Prayer bass line on the very next song. I think having Happy Now go into WWWB might still preserve that. Which brings us to Work for the Working Man.
I really wanted to cut this insincere piece of shit but I only had four extra songs to work with, and honestly, musically I really like the song, especially the chorus. If only the lyrics didn't ruin the whole thing. But we'll keep that at three, and Superman Tonight at four. Here's another song I'd love to change the lyrics to... the Superman thing is just so embarrassing. I'm sorry. Jon really needs to get over that lame-ass tattoo. Krypton explodes every time the asshole points at it. But there's still good potential for a song here, maybe if it was more lyrically honest, like about a millionaire falling for a poor girl, or something more specific than just "YERR SUUUPAAAHHMAAAN." Which, because it's so vague, can then lead to Jon squeezing out any humanity from the song and making it about COMMIUNITY AND HABITATS FOR ASSHOLES. ****ing Jon, I hate how insecure he is about his feelings. Honest to Christ.
Why not use Aquaman instead? More obscure, less cheesy. ILL BE YOUR AQUAAAMEEAAAAN TONIGHT. I'd dig it.
I'd like to point out here what I think might be the greatest flaw on the album: Jon's voice. He just doesn't do many interesting things with it. So many choruses on this album are just like the songs in general: I go, "Yeah!" but then think, "Well they coulda done this instead..." Sometimes his delivery is also awful ("THAT YOUR LIPS DONT KEEEIIIIIISSSS") but in general I just think it's because he played it as safe as he could. Of course we could accuse Richie of just as much loafing here (WHERE IS MY 7-MINUTE BROKENPROMISELAND WITH AN OUTRO SOLO

), but Jon's vocals hurt the songs a lot more. Even the only track where he dares to really sound impressive for a moment, Superman Tonight, there is never really a payoff. If he really pushed his voice in the final chorus it would have been something to get excited about. But he didn't, either because Jon can't sing anymore (somewhat true) or because he's a lazy asshole (mainly true).
Screw Jon Bon Jovi, seriously. He knows his manufactured looks can keep the money rolling for however long he wants it, and his prosperity has made him lazy and content. I still truly believe that, outside of calling it quits, the best thing that could happen to the band is if Jon got into an accident that left him mutilated, ala Harvey Dent from Batman. Yeah Yeah, I know, some of you right now are like, "OKAY WRATH, THAT'S GOING TOO FAR." Hear me out. First of all he's a rich asshole and we're all entitled to make fun of him, okay? We don't need to be in awe of his POWER. Secondly, if Jon suddenly became a grotesque, disfigured supervillain, it would mean he could no longer depend on good looks to coast to his golden years, and he might have to rediscover a shred of his artistic integrity. Also, getting horribly scarred might be inspiration for good music in of itself. It's just a pleasant thought...
I like the sequence of Bullet-Thorn-A Ballad-Brokenpromiseland-Loves the Only Rule. The problem is I don't know what we could replace Live Before You Die with, even if I hypothetically drew from the bonus songs from the Greatest Hits, none of them fit (and no way in hell would I promote More Things Change to this album). So I guess it's just a hypothetical ballad for now. Then squeeze in Brokenpromiseland and Loves the Only Rule. I could just finish the album at ten songs with What Do You Got. I don't particularly like the song at all but it's better than the weakest links mentioned.
Actually, since I can't stand seeing Work for the Working Man on the album maybe I can swap that with the other Prayer rip-off, This Is Love This Is Life. I think the song is soulless trite garbage but it might fit the bill. In that case this is our ten-track album:
1. Happy Now
2. When We Were Beautiful
3. This Is Love This is Life
4. Aquaman Tonight
5. Bullet
6. Thorn In My Side
7. Hypothetical Awesome Ballad that isn't Live Before You Die
8. 7-minute epic Brokenpromiseland
9. Loves the Only Rule
10. What Do You Got
But for those of you who want to satisfy the Jon Bon arbitrary twelve-song rule, we could use another bonus song. No Apologies is obnoxious as hell but I like it more than a song like Born to Follow, and it could also serve as an opener (choose your poision). We then can move Happy Now around. Unfortunately I think we have to bring Working Man back. Let's just hope it has better lyrics. This is really like swapping a broken TV for a rotting kidney, but why not:
1. No Apologies
2. When We Were Beautiful
3. Work for the Working Man
4. Aquaman Tonight
5. Bullet
6. Thorn In My Side
7. Hypothetical Awesome Ballad that isn't Live Before You Die
8. Brokenpromiseland
9. Loves the Only Rule
10. This is Love This is Life
11. Happy Now
12. What Do You Got
I don't even like this that much either. I actually feel awful using these Greatest Hits tracks, cause I know how shitty they are as well. There's just too much moral compromising going on for me to save the Circle. I'll leave it as is. The hell with this operation.
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I think it says something about how much trouble I'm having fixing this thing. Well, a few things. One is that the album has a lot of problems and holes they wrote themselves into. Two is that I'm tired and not smart enough to fix it. I'm losing interest in this game.
The bottom line with the Circle is I think it needed another year of thoughtful production to really squeeze the most out of these songs. As I said, I think the ideas are there, they just don't nail it like they should. There is an urgency and tightness to the songs, and I like that... but still, why not be creative with what you have here? And why be such a ****ing pussy when it comes to your voice, Jonny boy? It's a shame. Because my gut tells me this was the last shot of a great album from Bon Jovi, and the components are there. It's just the patience wasn't there to bring it together. And now we're stuck with turds like Because We Can.
Unless Harvey Dent has his origin story, I think the wheels are off from here. I know it's already been the case for 18 years, but Bon Jovi is dead.
Anyways, enough. I hope this at least is an enjoyable read for some.