This paragraph is esp. funny:
Of course, a Bon Jovi show is really about family. There's just nothing more touching than a daughter going to her first concert and watching her mother yell out "JON, I WANT TO BLOW YOU!" every time Jon Bon Jovi comes to their side of the stage. Ah, it almost brings a tear to your eye. Do you think the moms sit around and tell stories about what they did before the show the last time they saw Bon Jovi in the '80s.
