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Old 08-21-2004, 01:08 PM
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Question:
What kind of shampoo does jon use....Does he condition? if so for how long? Could i have the exact address, phone number and credit card numbers of each member of the band..um...if its not too personal..i wouldnt want to invade their privacy!!! Also i was wondering if you could give me any tips on how to stalk the boys....only if its not inapropriate of course! ThanksOh and by the way a friend of a friends cousins uncles, daughters husband claims to have an authentic tissue that jon used to wipe the sweat off his foehead in the SWW tour is there any way i can test its authenticity??? Thanks a bundle!!!!
asked by !@$@#!!!! on Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Answer:
A team of highly trained professionals assembly in a large airplane hangar to tackle the iconic coif - the details are not available to the public and are kept under lock and key at the Pentagon. All the info is available on the following website: honestlyiamnotastalker@wacko.com. Perhaps DNA testing, carbon dating and the Pepsi challenge could help?
answered by BON JOVI INFO HQ on Saturday, August 21 , 2004 12:28 AM

I wonder how much they are getting paid to give answers such as these?
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