Uncyclopedia about Bon Jovi

If I could understand what you're trying to say, I might be offended, but hey, maybe I've finally found my intellectual match. Or not. Go look up the big words that Richie used, you might actually learn something. Or not.

Ice

what?????????

do u really think that i care?

do me a favour and shut up

Yep. Otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Sorry, can't do that. You're too much fun to make fun of.

Ice

Discography

• Led Zeppelin IV (1973)
• 4315.55556 Degrees Celsius
• Dusty When Dry
• New Hampshire
• Richie Sambora - Stranger To The Charts
• Keep The Paper Love, I've Not Finished With It Yet
• Last Week, I Guess
• Jon Bon Jovi - Destination: The Bargain Bin
• Kaboom
• One Calm Day
• Bounce (On My Length)
• This Left Feels Like A Crappy Acoustic Album
• 100,000,000 People With Too Much Money And Time On Their Hands
• Have A Good One

some of those were edited by myself.

And they were much better before...like STIFF WHEN DRY instead of Dusty When Dry...what bullshit!

And I mean STRANGER TO THE CHARTS??? Ha??? That's so poor...let people who are actually creative do stuff like this.

'Last Week, I Guess?' - come on...I remember These Day having a good title. Bounce was BOING...what did you do???

most of the ones you've noted weren't done by me, so please do shut up you absolute cretin.