Exactly, let's not sugar coat it for them. It's important to instill the neccessary fear.

Definately have a map, you can look at it to verify that you are definately lost instead of being unsure. Carry plenty of cash in small bills. It's easy to wind up getting herded onto the Turnpike or Expressways when you don't want to and wind up paying needless tolls because you keep going the wrong way. Signs mean nothing..they are there for amusement. Driving in NJ is all about just knowing where you are going either by living or working there. Otherwise, God Bless it.