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Old 11-06-2007, 11:20 PM
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1. Fire Lorenza. If not, ONLY have her on for LH songs.

2. Fire Bobby. No exceptions.

3. Fire Kurt. He doesn't do much, but meh.

4. Have Richie sing songs.

5. Have Dave sing songs.

6. Have Huey sing songs.

7. Have Tico sing songs.

8. Any song Jon can't sing, Richie can, and will.

9. Bring the twin neck accoustic back!

10. Play more fan favourites.

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Old 11-06-2007, 11:51 PM
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Point 8 of yours will result in a set of which half is being sung by Richie.

11. No more Japanese handmade guitars that have the sound of a Gameboy.
12. Do no longer allow Jon to make the setlists.
13. Fire Jon if he disagrees with point 12.

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Old 11-06-2007, 11:59 PM
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Point 8 of yours will result in a set of which half is being sung by Richie.

11. No more Japanese handmade guitars that have the sound of a Gameboy.
12. Do no longer allow Jon to make the setlists.
13. Fire Jon if he disagrees with point 12.

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Amen to #'s 12 and 13.
No to Huey and Tico singing songs. Tico's song on the boxset makes me cringe. Dave could sing In These Arms pretty well though.
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Amen to #'s 12 and 13.
No to Huey and Tico singing songs. Tico's song on the boxset makes me cringe. Dave could sing In These Arms pretty well though.
You're right, Tico's song on the box set is dreadful, but his rendition of "Crazy" on the bonus CD for These Days is terrific. It was recorded at one of the old Christmas shows. I was all ready to skip that track (having heard the box set when I finally found a copy of the bonus CD), but I was amazed. I always think of the phrase "how low can you go" when I play that.
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Grab Jon by the balls and kick his ass until he can sing higher again.
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Grab Jon by the balls and kick his ass until he can sing higher again.
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Grab Jon by the balls and kick his ass until he can sing higher again.
ROFLOL!! (Which is embarrassing since I'm still at the office.) Thanks for the laugh!
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Give Richie a Wireless again. He's amazing but he needs to ****ing move a bit damnit!!
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1. Fire Lorenza. If not, ONLY have her on for LH songs.

2. Fire Bobby. No exceptions.

3. Fire Kurt. He doesn't do much, but meh.

4. Have Richie sing songs.

5. Have Dave sing songs.

6. Have Huey sing songs.

7. Have Tico sing songs.

8. Any song Jon can't sing, Richie can, and will.

9. Bring the twin neck accoustic back!

10. Play more fan favourites.

Any suggestions?
1. I have no problem with her on the LH songs.
2. I agree, UNLESS Bobby plays all of and only Jon's parts, and Jon doesn't play at all.
3. Yeah. He doesn't do much anyway.
4. Um, he does. How many songs a show do you want him to sing. I love Sambo's voice, but 1 or 2 songs a show tops. I know this will get me blasted, but people are paying to see Bon Jovi, which includes Jon's vocals.
5. See 4
6. See 4
7. See 4
8. See 4.
9. Hell yeah.
10. Yeah.
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Give Richie a Wireless again. He's amazing but he needs to ****ing move a bit damnit!!
This should be #14
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