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Old 09-18-2013, 05:03 PM
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Which just goes to show you that not all the parasites in the music business are human.

By the way, didn't Dave contract the parasite in South America? And isn't there a scene in Access All Areas where Jon says that Dave had an antacid for breakfast? It might be even later than he thinks!!!
David needs to up his life insurance policy for sure. Will this spread to the (non) members next? Hugh - take note and be afraid.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:27 PM
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David needs to up his life insurance policy for sure. Will this spread to the (non) members next? Hugh - take note and be afraid.
Jon will then replace whatever medicine Hugh will take with tapeworm eggs...
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Jon will then replace whatever medicine Hugh will take with tapeworm eggs...
Pretty sure Jon tried that already, but he can't get rid of him. So he banished Hugh to the back of the stage where no one can see him...
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UPDATE: Well, it turns out that all of us were wrong: after nearly sixty years of admiring each other from afar, Tico's appendix and gall bladder plotted to elope!

I'm willing to overlook their inconsiderateness and hope they'll be happy together, but I wouldn't count on getting a good job reference from the band I were them...
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A year ago this week, Tico's appendix and gall bladder launched Phase One of their diabolical plot to elope. But it is a happy anniversary because like I said, things very easily could have gone quite badly.
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A year ago this week, Tico's appendix and gall bladder launched Phase One of their diabolical plot to elope. But it is a happy anniversary because like I said, things very easily could have gone quite badly.
Slow news day?
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Slow news day?
No, with the amount of posts she's dedicated to Tico's gall bladder I say she's a gall bladder fetishist.

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No, with the amount of posts she's dedicated to Tico's gall bladder I say she's a gall bladder fetishist.
Well, you'd have a fetish, too, if you'd been thrown over for an appendix. But I would say that closest thing I have a fetish for is keeping you so happy!
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Hopefully, you'll find the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to be more newsworthy:


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Well, you'd have a fetish, too, if you'd been thrown over for an appendix. But I would say that closest thing I have a fetish for is keeping you so happy!
You're doing a lousy...

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Hopefully, you'll find the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to be more newsworthy:


...and rather weirdly inappropriate job.

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