lots of rumours are that jon is gay, like the one about him doing a concert and then going backstage cos he felt ill and puking up some semen... 2 pints i think... but that rumour has been about other male celebs too (including brad pitt and matt leblanc and some others who i cant remember) and its always about rich and famous men who lots of women fancy, and its always exactly the same rumour (feels unwell then vomits 2 pints of semen), so its probably not true. i reckon some men are jealous of these men so they spread that same rumour about whichever man theyre jealous of.
i didnt know the one about richie and cher's alien love child - maybe it looks weird not cos its an alien but cos its got its mum's plastic surgery.
theres been odd rumours about jons hair for years too. i like the barbeque one

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talking of hair implants, is it true axl rose has them?