Richie fathered Cher's alien love child. This confirms that Richie is, in fact, an alien himself, lending credence to the rumors that Jon is also an alien.
Jon was Elvis's love child.
The liposuction thing.
Cher = Yoko
Jon doing weird things to hold onto his hair
David chopped his finger off while making a ham sandwich (a grain of truth in a falsehood).
And, while this never was in tabloids, there were the rumors spread by someone claiming to be Richie's son Ryan about Jon and Richie's "real" relationship. Also, Richie has another love child named Christie or Kelly or something like that. I don't know... one guy and one girl have claimed to be his children and actually corresponded with other fans under this guise.
It's a good thing not everyone is dumb enough to believe everything they hear or read or even see on TV. The printed press can make things up and radio and TV can edit real interviews and change the meaning. That was evident with MTV back in 1991 when Jon was nominated for a couple of VMAs for Blaze. They aired one interview edited to make it sound like the band was in trouble and the same interview less-edited where you heard the whole statement and it didn't give that impression.
Becky
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