What WOULDN'T you say

On the flip side of the other question on the board. What would you NOT say if you met Jon and Richie walking down the street?

1. "Hi, Sugar!" Colleen threatened to kill me if I ever called Jon "Sugah" even in my delectibly sweet Southern drawl that most men love.

2. It's WANT-ed. WANT ed. NOT wan TED. What the f is wan TED. It sounds like a freaking Chinese restauarant! It's two syllables, how hard can it be????

3. Do you HAVE to play Bad Name at EVERY show?


Becky

Becky ???!!!

1. Hey Jon, was Diane Lane good in bed?

2. Do you have to play Bad Med. at every show?

3. Why do you have a crazy leg everytime you sing?

4. Richie, lay off of the donuts, you are getting fat.

5. Jon, why do you have a Southern twang when you speak. Jersey people don't talk like that!

Give me your money

I can't even tell here .... !

1. don´t you think it´s time to return to music?
2. richie..do you prefer Choclady to Heather?

"Why the Duck Lips, Jon?"

"Sweetie" Like Becky, I'm from the south and I call everybody Sweetie.

"OMG It's Jon and Richie!!!"

"Hey, Jon, did you ever notice that Richie's ass lookes like Spam?"

What Jon has, isn't a southern twang, believe me, come down to hear to the Georgia/Alabama area... I've lived in the south all of my life and even I don't talk like some people down here. Of course they say that's because they are from the country.

"Hey, you're Jon Bon Jovi!"
"Hey, you're Richie Sambora!"

Famous people tend to know what their names are. And yes, I know people who have said this to famous people!