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Old 09-12-2003, 05:58 PM
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What about on concerts ?? It looks like he has erection on the Cruch DVD !!
He ALWAYS looks like that. I think it's permanent.


ROTF!!! I don't think it's a boner, It could be a sock stuffed there...

JON, Is that a sock in your pants
or are you just happy to see us
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:57 PM
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What about on concerts ?? It looks like he has erection on the Cruch DVD !!
He ALWAYS looks like that. I think it's permanent.


ROTF!!! I don't think it's a boner, It could be a sock stuffed there...

JON, Is that a sock in your pants
or are you just happy to see us
It's rumored that he has really big balls. (suddenly the AC/DC song is playing in my head..anybody care to guess which one?)
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:59 PM
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I gotta say this....it's killing me but I have to add it..


"OMG, It's Richie SPAMbora!!!"


Whew it's out of my system now.
LMAO. So, what happens if we meet them at the same time walking down the street in Atlanta? I'll look at YOU and say, "OMG, its Richie SPAMbora" and you won't be able to do anything but giggle at them, right?

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"giggle?" No, it would be more like LMAO...They would think that both of us were crazy...
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:22 PM
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Oh my God - I'm cracking up at these.

Okay, I wouldn't say:

"Richie, do you ever look in a mirror before you go onstage? Hire a stylist."

"Tico, does it bother you sitting in the back? Do you get to see the girls?"

"Jon, you know what you have and you know how to use it. So, just take off the damn shirt at every concert. That alone is worth the $85.00."

And yeah, the teeth are really white. Thank goodness someone else noticed it.
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Old 09-13-2003, 12:01 AM
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1. Hey Jon, was Diane Lane good in bed?


you had better run after you say that
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Old 09-13-2003, 12:52 AM
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err wan-ted ?.... more than one..
alot of ppl say this, who sings it like this, jon or richie?
Jon just doesn't pronounce the T: Wanded

Thats what I wouldn't ask him: Why does the T in your alphabet sound like a D?
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:30 AM
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"Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling??"
"What would you do for a Klondike bar??"
Sorry, was watching tv and had to laugh at the cheesy commericals.
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:48 AM
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'Hey guys, It's My Life was a great song...'
'Thanks, man!'
'...but why did you release it again on last year's album?'
'But we didn't...'
'Yes you did!!! With a different title - Bounce!'
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Old 09-13-2003, 03:02 AM
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To Tico- Well I would pretty much be afraid to say anything to Tico because he's kind of...intimidating...no matter how short he is.
Haha... this is funny because I'm 5'8" and I think Tico is a couple inches shorter than me. I wonder what would happen if I met him and said, "Hey, how's the weather down there??"
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Old 09-13-2003, 03:56 AM
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"Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling??"
"What would you do for a Klondike bar??"
Sorry, was watching tv and had to laugh at the cheesy commericals.
LMAO at that not so fresh feeling.

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