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Originally Posted by Raz0r
"I'm pumping you full of the shit that killed Michael Jackson." Lol, Nice bed side manner.
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LOL!!! But what the anesthesiologist should have said was:
"I am giving you the anesthetic that killed Michael Jackson. But it's not going to kill YOU, because I'm trained and licensed to use it, I have the mandatory monitoring equipment, and either myself or another qualified anesthesiologist will always be with you as required.
"Therefore, you do NOT have to worry about my finding you dead because I had no monitoring equipment; calling my office and telling my secretary to destroy your records; asking a child to witness me giving CPR to your corpse; calling 911 two hours later, or refusing to sign your death certificate!"