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Old 05-02-2013, 06:35 AM
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Are there even news that one of them is planning to write one?

Or did Jon as CEO, tell the others not to write til when they are in their 60s?
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Because Jon the evil CEO threatened to kill all their pets if they did.
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Because Jon writes the story of his life every day.
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Because Jon writes the story of his life every day.
Plus, its complicated, and every time he tries to write, that damned marching band keeps its own beat in his head while he's writing...not to mention that blonde who gave him nightmares. Distractions, folks.
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The same reason richie hasn't given an explanation for his sudden departure.

It's against the culture of the band.
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Because they are all illiterate.
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The same reason richie hasn't given an explanation for his sudden departure.

It's against the culture of the band.
Was it also against the culture of the band that Richie didn't gave the balls to admit the REAL reason he canceled his solo shows? I bet our sweet little Richie wanted to admit the truth if it was up to him. **** YOU JON
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I'd love to read a Richie Sambora Autobiography.

I wonder if he has to write it on a boat to make sure he doesn't run away when speaking about Personal Issues.
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I'd love to read a Richie Sambora Autobiography.

I wonder if he has to write it on a boat to make sure he doesn't run away when speaking about Personal Issues.
It would definately be a very colourful and interesting autobiography. He said in an interview (I think it was with Good Day LA, or KTLA) that people probably wouldn't believe him because his life has been so extreme.
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It would definately be a very colourful and interesting autobiography. He said in an interview (I think it was with Good Day LA, or KTLA) that people probably wouldn't believe him because his life has been so extreme.
I don't think it is that extreme. Maybe his eighties and early nineties lifestyle was, but that's about it. If it'd really have been extreme I'm sure we'd have heard a lot more of it by now. Richie is the master of exaggeration, everything is big, amazing, wonderful and huge, and often it's the exact opposite.

The reason there's no autobiography is because no one cares for the life of the drummer and the keyboard player, and I'm quite sure would either Jon or Richie start to talk about their experiences and open up about this band both parties would not be happy with what would come out of it. They were offered a huge sum of money for a tell all book, and Jon felt uncomfortable about it and the money was returned.

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