Would you cry if Jon got a papercut?

I couldn't resist being silly after seeing the other posts like this, lolal

Yes. I would cry if Jon got a papercut. In fact, I would be distraught. If Jon has a papercut, then he might develop a phobia of paper (papyrophobia). And if he's papyrophobic he might stop writing songs because he would be left writing them down on boxes and walls and linens and the maid would wash out the lyrics and they'd be lost forever. If he stops writing songs, he'll stop making CDs. If he stops making CDs, he stops touring. If he stops touring, I have no good excuse to hop on a plane to wherever. JON MUST NOT GET PAPERCUTS.

Don't you see the fate of the entire world rests on the safety of his fingertips?!!?

Becky

ok !

What`s a papercut????????????????????

No, I woudn't cry if Jon got one...but i do when i get one. Those little b*stards hurt.

Inge - it's when you cut tyourself with a sheet of paper or something

And Becky you made me laugh!!!

Of course I would cry though, and I would cut myself too, just to let him know he's not alone facing that terrible trauma in his life

This reminds me of an old interview I have with Richie,
where he's talking about playing with a cut on his finger.
The strings kept going in to the cut, and it was very painfull
for him to play.

the funny thing is, they are taking the piss with every one of their posts. they're probably laughing their little swedish socks off at everyone getting stressed at them. personally, i think they should be banned.

Ouch!

But he could write the songs on a computer afterwards, that wouldn't be such a big disaster. Oh, wait, on second thoughts... He can't use a computer, maybe he'd end up writing even poppier songs Better he doesn't touch one.

He could do what Barbara Cartland does... Lie on a sofa with a glass of port in his hand, dictating his songs to a pretty secretary, who then writes the songs but doesn't get enough credit. Oh wait, he's got that already... Richie :P

No, you're right, Becky... Jon better NOT get any papercuts!!!!!