Yes. I would cry if Jon got a papercut. In fact, I would be distraught. If Jon has a papercut, then he might develop a phobia of paper (papyrophobia). And if he's papyrophobic he might stop writing songs because he would be left writing them down on boxes and walls and linens and the maid would wash out the lyrics and they'd be lost forever. If he stops writing songs, he'll stop making CDs. If he stops making CDs, he stops touring. If he stops touring, I have no good excuse to hop on a plane to wherever. JON MUST NOT GET PAPERCUTS.

Don't you see the fate of the entire world rests on the safety of his fingertips?!!?

Becky