written by a fellow aussie fan....aussies are determined to try and get them here, but we do have a sense of humour as well.

10) The pilot of Bon Jovi's private plane is afraid to land on an
Australian air-strip for fear of hitting a kangaroo or koala.

9) JBJ has been refused a visa into Australia after being arrested for
impersonating a rock star on Bon Jovi's last Aussie tour.

8 ) Russell Crowe recently borrowed Jon's phone, which unfortunately
had in it all the telephone numbers of Australian tour promoters.

7) Australian currency looks too much like Monopoly money for Jon and
the band to believe it is actually worth anything.

6) JBJ is afraid that Steve irwin will mistake his leather pants for
a live crocadile.

5) Jon is trying to piece together his football team again after
asking Molly meldrum if he would "root" for his players, ...and Molly
obliged.

4) Bon Jovi are afraid that Motley Crue will kick their f'k'n arses.

3) Jon considers Australia similar to "Who" McDonald... pretends to
like us to meet his own needs, but really couldn't care or wanna make
us part of the bands activities.

2) Jon is angry at australian fans for wanting to change the name of
the new album from "Have A Nice Day" to "Have A Nice Day.... Mate!"

1) Jon is confused. After telling everyone he would take the tour to
all corners of the globe, Jon has since found out the world is round
after he was unable to find the corners.