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Originally Posted by sweetmisery
Cant quote all, but to all of you saying/believing that Jon got a small cock. NOT TRUE! He is just saying he does so people will stop stalking and possibly sexually assaulting him. And to give chance to small-cock Richie by diverting some of Jon's crazy horny fans to him.
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Did Jon's publicist tell you that, or is your imagination just that good?
That may explain why
Jon would say something like that; but what's your excuse for comments made by all the people who don't
care if Jon is stalked or if Richie spends every night alone because he can't get laid without Jon's charity? Are you saying that Jon is the one who assigned Richie the nickname "Mr. Don Key Dick" on tours and "King of Swing" in general (y'know, just to build up his reputation)? And here's a better question: can you explain why Richie's cock is even
mentioned - in books, interviews, and induction speeches - when the others' aren't?
(And please say you started this as a joke and a possible diversion from other OT discussions about how greedy Jon is/isn't, who should/shouldn't post in this forum, who is/isn't _____ {a real fan, a real troll, a real pain in the ass, living in the past, living on a prayer...}, etc. Because there's no way we could be having a serious debate about who has a bigger dick...right?) 