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Old 07-18-2003, 06:12 PM
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Now that the UK tour is over and most of us can breath a sigh of relief cos we did get our tickets off ticketmaster…..eventually….

We can all laugh now about the whole fiasco, I have decided to alter the lyrics of a BJ song to reflect mood and feelings of the BJ fans towards ticketmaster.

This is no way a reflection of clearchannel or anyone else associated with the tickets, this is more about the people who work on the “customer service” line. Being a team manager for a customer service desk myself, I would not employ any of the people I spoke to.

Again, there are people there I spoke to who were more then helpful so not all of em are tarred with the same brush.

ANYWAY ITS JUST A LAUGH



( to the tune of “wanted”
Its all the same,
Ill never forget the name
Everyday, they say their on their way
Another ticket agent, that’s all I ask
Cause these g*ts can’t do a simple task

Cos there cowboys, there taking us on a ride
Someday, these tickets will arrive
But by then, I’ll probably have died

Now I can’t sleep
I haven’t for days
Cos the concerts aren’t far away
They tell me they’ll be there
But I’m pulling out my hair
And I’m on the bloody phone, in despair

Cos there cowboys, there taking us on a ride
Someday, these tickets will arrive
But by then, I’ll probably have died

I pace these streets, with a baseball bat
I wanna walk into there office and smack that cheeky T**t
I’ve tried everywhere, but all they will say
Is ticket master is the only way

Cos there cowboys, there taking us on a ride
Someday, these tickets will arrive
These tickets are wanted
But they’ll never arrive!!!!!!!
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:21 PM
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very funny, good post....i wasnt taken a fool by ticketmaster (thankfully) so i cant relate but i heard/read enough about it to make me cringe...
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Richie might be out of a job there!!!

Brillaint Lyrics. Thanks for posting kev!
Everything you said, was just right !
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LOL! you should send it them!
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LOL! you should send it them!
hahaha!! yeah go on, i dare you!
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Send it to ticket master!!!!!!

Ha, i just might.....today work, tomorrow COURT on a slander charge!! LOL

I have a few more which i will post soon.

I have one called "Its my Wife" all about a guy finding his missus on the job with sum 1 else.......
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Wimp!

Have you got too much time on your hands?!
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Okay,

All those in favour of me sending this to ticket master say "wahaye"

I'll send it if you want.... i ain't scared!!!!


I am sitting at work and most of my staff are on half day, meant to be writing an end of month report but it ain't the end of the month yet so it can wait!!!!!!! writing mad songs instead!!! and speaking to all DC people. Can't think of a better way to spend a friday afternoon!
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wahaye! get it sent!
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