Cruise Packages now available for the 02

For the bargain price of £575. Package includes

Shitty bbq up the filthy Thames
Probably be pi**ing down* **
Seat inside the 02 somewhere.
Fast-track entry into the venue (dont waste 2 minutes of your life in a queue)
DJ and entertainment ( bring your ipod just in case hes crap)
Merchandise and souvenir laminate ( bit of plastic basically)
Personal hostesses (Presumably sex is involved for this price?)
Pre and After-show party

* official Bon Jovi umbrellas available £32.50 only
** booking fee of £10 per umbrella ordered.

What ever happened to just buying a ticket to a rock show having a few beers and having a few quid left in your pocket?

Fu*k this for a laugh!!