Aloha !

Translation:

"If big acts like Bruce and McCartney play Glastonbury then I have to be part of that group as well as I'd like to think of myself as one of the big shots. If I don't join that league no one will take me serious as an artist. And I want to be taken serious, so please please please please please please invite me!"

"I didn't play Wembley because my promoter still hasn't sorted their deal with the construction company years ago. I was supposed to open the venue, remember? It was a great deal to me back then and I actually can't wait to be back there, but for now I'll pretend Hyde Park is of much bigger importance to me, even though I suck at playing at open fields as my hayfever might show up. And now that I can't play Wembley I have to look for other opportunities that will make people think I'm bigger than ever, while everyone knows that's not true."

The "When he was beautiful" rocker adds:

"I rarely walk to concerts anyway, I always take a cab as I'm very much aware that fans want to talk to me and have their picture taken with me. I don't like that though, because I know many fans aren't too happy with what I play or what I've released but I can't say that so I'll give it my own twist and pretend that I actually enjoy walking through London, while all I do on tour is be miserable and stay in my hotel room playing CEO. By the way, did you know that my company has been going for 25 years?"

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan