Help in picking a show:

It will be a spectacle unlike any witnessed before.

I should set it up like a tour and charge money.

July 12, all day - travel to area golf courses to see if we can find Tico. If Jeff is there, punish him severely for that high-pitched synth abomination during IBTFY

July 12, night - camp out at the Parc. Make S'Mores. 7800 F Sing Along

July 13, morning - Start making Only Lonely, Price of Love, and Secret Dreams sign. Another 7800 F sing along.

July 13, afternoon - Distribute signs. Weild "Knife O' Persuasiveness" at anyone who refuses. Another 7800 F sing along.

July 13, late afternoon - Enter Parc. Make mad dash for the David side, knocking over anyone in your path. Sing some songs from 7800 F.

July 13, night - Hold up signs. If the show starts to draw to a close without David singing, a drum solo, or any 7800 songs, watch in amazement as tour coordinator leaps on stage with "Knife O' Persuasiveness" and brandishes it crazily at members of the band she claims to love

July 14, morning - pretend it was a dream. Or pay for a therapist. Send get-well cards to all stabbing victims

You forgot "get high off of marker fumes while making said signs"

I should probably avoid getting high. That shit is what I come up with substance-free.

I've always heard great things about Chicago shows. If you don't go to Montreal, look into going to Chicago. I think the Florida show is going to be the best of the tour. It will be nice to see them in a small venue for a change.