You left out some of the most funny ones:

"Following the high-energy show at Ford Field on July 18, 2013, JBJ wrote a thank you note to the fans of Detroit" (Who the **** cares?)

"At the June 6, 2013 performance in Copenhagen, Jon invited long-time fan and Backstage JBJ member, Barbara Ansaldi, to join him and the band up on stage at Parken for a very special performance of “Who Says You Can’t Go Home” (Really? I know that made me want to become a member and buy a front row VIP package! But tour highlight, not so much. )

"In honor of Bon Jovi’s return to Happy Valley on February 23, 2013 the Bryce Jordan Center renamed the venue to The Bon Jovi Center."

"The Kings of Suburbia and violinist, Lorenza Ponce joined Bon Jovi on stage in Saratoga Springs, NY on July 22, 2013. "