Jon rambling???

i can top that ~ i have a 12 minute version of I'll Sleep When I'm Dead that has the longest and cheesiest rap EVER...God I am no going to type it word for word but he starts with 'What's it been four or five years since we been here- the best you can do is a bunch of boy bands? Alot happens in five years.. babies being born, marriage to the right, I went off to Hollywood to become a movie star. he says the band doesn't miss me they don't call me only want me when we go on the road. He says he starts to dream baout his own personal kidnapping and nobody came to find him not the FBI, the CIA, not even the Sopranos for gods sake. He keeps rambling about how he goes into the milk store he sees his face on the milk carton. He sees his face on the magazine it says sexiest rock and roll star. finally he goes home to jersey he's feeling sorry for himself, nobody cares if he lives or dies unless they are out on the road and he kears a knock on the door (insert ticos drumming), he says I ain't moving for that. He hears another knock( more drumming) now he's intrigued. He takes the chains off the locks and says Who's out there.. nobody answers. He says who is it still no one answers. He says I look out to my right nobody's there. I look to to the center nobody's there. finally he says I look out to my left and who do you think it is that I see staring back at me? (I am asssuming from the screams and the "left it is Richie). He finally ends it with I tried to get out but they pulled me back in and the moral of the story is you can take that boy out of Jersey, but you just can't take Jersey out of the boy as long as you want me you got me!"

I think it is from Cincinatti 2001 ... major cheesy rap/rambling on Jon's part. Also it's funny because in the middle of it all Jon knows he is rambling but he says You got to listen .... I've go the microphone.. haha

he also did that speech in montreal 2000, which was my 1st bj show, i have a bootleg of it, and i just listened to that part and its actually a bit longer!

I am not sure where my boot is from, I think it was Cincinatti but not sure at the moment. I know I left some stuff out I was doing it by memory.. I just didn't feel like typing the WHOLE thing cause yeay it is really loooong. I can't help but listen to it and laugh because it's soooo bad.

I really like it - it adds a nice personal touch to every show as long as it isnt rehearsed. Sat Night usually produces the best ones for me, like people have said as long as he doesnt go all "Bono" on us and get too heavy its ok by me.

the one on the bounce tour when they played eve of destruction right before the iraq war is quite a good one when he refers to all the anti war marches.
i liked that when i heard it cause i was in hyde park that day on the rally.