Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknation
And I'm so happy, I don't even feel like insulting Kid Rock!!!
Vintage yellow and black Slippery When Wet T-Shirt? Check.
Push-up bra? Check.
Camera? Check.
Duct tape to hold battery door on camera? Check.
Ticket? Check.
Does the ticket STILL say "Field level, Row 3?" Check.
"100,000,000 Bon Jovi Fans Can't Be Wrong" button? Check.
Binoculars? Check.
Sunglasses, reading glasses, AND reading sunglasses? Check, check, check!
Cell phone? Check.
Off to Giants Stadium, then! Let's roll--I mean, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
|
This is what you get with bragging - a bad setlist and an injured front man

.