No Richie on current leg of the tour

Originally Posted by Kathleen

Well here is a new one:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scot...Im-all-in.html

Partial quote:

The superstar runs the band like a big-time football gaffer — making sure everyone sticks to the game-plan he lays out.

He’s already benched best pal, guitarist Richie Sambora, for not pulling his weight on their current World Tour.

Originally Posted by ezearis

We need a "like" button on this forum, the comment above me would get a lot of them.

Originally Posted by Tooka

The events of this post occur only in my imagination.

The band gets together, to discuss The "Richie Situation".

Richie (with teary eyes and chocked vocals):
"How can I defend?
Let's live for now and not then...
We're chasing tail lights,
Let them fade into the distance,
Let's say the engine stalled and start again."

Jon (looking dead serious and gives him the stink eye):
"Turn around let's turn around!
It's a dark road we been heading down...
Trust me tonight I swear I know where we are,
We're gonna run all the lights,
We're gonna blow right through the radar!
Fast cars!!
We are... fast cars!"

Richie (looking at Jon with disbelief):
"How can I pretend the signs don't say dead end?
So many hearts just wind up in a junkyard,
Where memories are nothing but spare parts..."

Jon (slaps himself on the face and shakes Richie hard by the shoulders as Richie turns his head away, looking at Bobby keeping a low profile as usual, eating a big slice of pizza):
"Turn around just turn around...
And leave the past behind us now,
Come on we aint gonna crash,
This time we ain't slowing down,
we'll pull ahead of the pack,
Slipping through the cracks cause we are fast cars!!
On a long ride take your foot off the brake,
Let's just put it in drive,
We are fast cars on the inside,
There's no turning back
On the highway of life,
Fast cars!
We are fast cars!"

David and Tico: (David with a smirk on his face and Tico sucking on a big brown Cuban cigar):
"Sha La Sha La"

Jon (giving Tico the stink eye) murmurs:
"Flying through the stop signs"

David and Tico (Tico hides the cigar behind his back):
"Sha La Sha La"

Jon (wondering where the hell is Hugh?!):
"Running over bad times"

Hugh continues cleaning his bass guitar like nothing is happening.

David and Tico (David rolls his eyes thinking I don't need this BS, i can be in Broadway now... Tico looks at his watch as he has a golf course to look after):
"Sha La Sha La"

Jon:
"Gunning down the daylight
Counting days like white lines
Holding on for our lives...."

Richie looks at the guys and smiles, and nods, three times.... Bobby, being the human jukebox he is, starts playing the music to "Fast Cars" and the whole band sing together:

"We are fast cars
We are fast cars
On a long ride take your foot off the brake
Let's just put it in drive
We are fast cars on the inside
There's no turning back on this highway tonight
Sha La Sha La
Sha La Sha La
We are fast cars
Sha La Sha La
We are fast cars
We are fast cars"

Originally Posted by alonso14

Do mods do anything on this website?

Originally Posted by jovifan93

Why? Is there something they should be doing in your opinion, which they don't?

Originally Posted by alonso14

Just a thread about Richie turning into a political/economic debate haha