No Richie on current leg of the tour

Originally Posted by CKatz

Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Well this ruins Bon Jovi for me...thanks, LeAnn

Ok, I know...I KNOW! I'm breaking two cardinal rules here...one being that I'm about to dish on a blind gossip item that hasn't been substantiated beyond rumors and innuendo, and two I'm about to write about that gutter snipe, LeAnn Rimes after VOWING to go the month of June without mentioning her.
I'm weak, people. I know.
ANYWAY! So the reason I'm writing about this, is I've seen this blind item pop up four times in the last two days. Typically, if that happens you can take it to the bank and cash the check. Now before I do this, let's be all street legal and put a big fat ALLEGEDLY THIS IS JUST ME GOSSIPING AMONG FRIENDS disclaimer on this. I don't want any problems. And by 'problems' I mean a poorly worded and grossly misspelled cease and desister courtesy of L. Rimes-Cibrian.
OK, the story is that now that Richie Sambora is done with Bon Jovi for firing him from the tour because of some of the things he struggles with, he's decided to go balls out and just dish hella dirt on Jon Bon Jovi. Namely this lil' gem about a wholesome and married country singer Jon bagged back in 2007.
I know...rock stars **** everything with a pulse. Who cay-uhs, right? Well this is where it gets good! Because back in the day when this all went down (ha! look what I did there) and LeAnn recorded 'Til We Ain't Strangers Anymore' with Bon Jovi, she was hot and heavy on his trail wanting a little rock-star action, and Jon was all, "ew, NAST, no...never." But LeAnn not taking no for an answer, did what she do and went all Fatal Attraction on him until he stuck his peen in the abyss. I know, I just died too. It's so gross and disappointing, isn't it?
After that whole roll in the hay, it turns out that LeAnn was all dickmatized and demanding that Jon leave his wife of 788 years for her because her marriage was a joke (sorry, Dean!) and they were in lurrrrrve. Well, we all know how this ends... he told her to kick rocks and never spoke to her again, and she moved on to the next.
Don't want to believe this? Watch this video of them performing the song. Yep. They were ****ing. IN MY OPINION.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36k6tnSUWys

I've always not liked Jon Bon Jovi, and been a Richie girl anyway, so this just seals the deal for me that he's a little creep...a hypocritical creep at that. And LeAnn? Well, I mean...she nailed one of the biggest rock stars of all time, so there's that. I only ever made out with a dude in a cover band, so I guess she wins that one. But how desperate ARE you? She reminds me of some kind of praying mantis.

Originally Posted by jessycardy

Well, at least worded like this it brings some good funny entertainment! LOL

Originally Posted by jovigirloz

Wasn't Richie hanging around with some PR guy the other week? Could all these suddenly leaked/blind stories have something to do with that? Anyway, I thought Jon would nail Jennifer Nettles or Lorenza not LeAnn.

Originally Posted by jessycardy

Girl, what planet do you live on?!? OBVIOUSLY he nailed all three of them plus guest stars at the same time!
Now, the guest stars I can't really flat out give a name to, BUT one of them was a W celebrity who then ranked F (for "****") after this affair.

Originally Posted by jessycardy

Well, at least worded like this it brings some good funny entertainment! LOL

Originally Posted by jovigirloz

What is a W celebrity?

Oh I am sure he nailed heaps of women, but I thought Lorenza and Richie had a thing and Jon doesn't come across as the sharing type. We know Richie is a womaniser but at least he is open about it and as far as I know he never cheated when he was married to Heather (but I may be wrong).

Originally Posted by Sissy3

Word of the day..."dickmatized" Let's all try to use that in a sentence today.

Originally Posted by jovigirloz

We know Richie is a womaniser but at least he is open about it and as far as I know he never cheated when he was married to Heather (but I may be wrong).

Originally Posted by CKatz

I don't know if this was posted yet:



http://www.justsayjenn.net/2013/06/w...l?spref=tw&m=1