Well I have two pages of Jovitalk open. Lets select 6 pages at random.

Page 11: Will Phil X be joining Bon Jovi anytime soon? Jon is ripping off fans (yawn), Devilson having a go at Danfan

page 36: TMZ talking bull shit. Twitter. Deafening scilence.

Page 40: Someone's got a wanking problem/disease. Phil X HAS joined. The album DID NOT bomb. How dare you

Page 65: Richie, has he left the band? Dont be daft. Bashing people because they have too much free time. Richie left because of money. Brazillian people are twats. (harsh)

Page 89: Does Richie's mother live in LA? The cute Swedish girl's dog got poisoned (sorry about that), turkey bacon is better than regulation bacon (dont talk garbage)

Page 111: Stupid joke about Water...

NOPE I have learnt absolutely nothing. Sorry!