Originally Posted by JackieBlue

Another Parody

Hey, everyone. I thought it was about time for another parody. This one isn’t funny like the others, though. I’m kinda sad today. I guess it’s true that misery loves company…

Wanted Dead or Alive

It’s all a shame. More than the names have changed.
It looks like Richie’s gone and Phil is still in the game.
Another face, and the trail is growing cold
As we search for clues and hope the story will be told.

Where’s the Cowboy who stood by Jon’s side?
He’s wanted – dead or alive.
He’s wanted – dead or alive.
(yeah)

Sometimes it seems that he’ll be coming back to play.
Other days hope keeps fading away.
Sometimes you find some hope in the stories that you hear
But times when you’re alone you’re scared the end is drawing near.

Where’s the Cowboy who stood by Jon’s side?
He’s wanted – dead or alive.
Wanted (Want-eh-eh-ed) – dead or alive.

We want him on the stage, a loaded six-string in his hands!
Otherwise it’s not the same for many fans.
Yeah, they’ve been everywhere (whoa yeah); and together they stood tall!
But without the whole damn band, it seems they’ve fooled us all.

Where’s the Cowboy? We need him standing by Jon’s side!
Is Bon Jovi dead or alive?
Is Bon Jovi dead or alive?