RockMusic Review: B.J. 2nd Leg Opening Night OKC, Part I
Hi 1st post. Thanks for this great site and message board. Bon Jovi’s label’s official site has closed their message board to any new membership registration. WTF? The clowns not get the message that the HAND Tour Second Leg started in Oklahoma City, 01.14.06? Also, I just draft reviews when I get a little time after the gig. I don’t do the clean up or editing. Please ignore the spelling, grammar, and side-bar tangents in this review. Enjoy - SS
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Bon Jovi - Review
"Have a Nice Day" World Tour
Second Leg Opening Night
Ford Center Oklahoma City (OKC)
Saturday, January 14, 2006, 7:30 p.m.
RockMusic Review by Steve S.
Part One
As a natural born rock guitarist, doing the concert scene for over 25 years – with the severe tinnitus to prove it, I have tremendous respect for Bon Jovi (“BJ”), and their accomplishments over the last 22 years. You don’t make it in this highly competitive, cut throat, and corrupt music business, as long as BJ, if you’re not doing more than a few things consistently right. However, BJ’s music has never been my cup of mocha, except for 4-5 song I enjoy. I don’t own any BJ albums nor have I ever been to one of their concerts.
My favorite Bon Jovi video is Conan O'Brien's "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" vs. Bon Jovi entitled "You Give Poop A Bad Name". Extremely funny video. All BJ’s band members were very good natured to put up with the degrading slam-dance skit done at a Bon Jovi Meadowlands concert. Told me they were really good guys. Half way into that skit, I probably would have punched out Triumph’s “talking master”. Of course, Bon Jovi is laughing all the way to the bank, with their current HAND Tour success.
I was also somewhat disappointed in BJ’s new album Have A Nice Day (“HAND”). It’s not a bad album, it’s just not a great album and below the band’s potential. Yes, I liked the title track, but overall the album's material lacked imagination and there is too much recycling of old ideas and musical structure. Of course, I could say the same for other new albums from 80’s top touring rock bands. The only recent album, in this class, that really impressed me was Billy Idol’s 2005 Devils Playground. Very impressive and solid comeback album, backed up by an incredible live 2+ hour, small venues ’05 Tour.
I’m not putting Bon Jovi down, as they are a very successful band. I’m just a much harder, in your face, rocker than most of their music the last 20 years.
My new serious babe “main squeeze” (girl friend) was really giving me a “no love, bad name” for not wanting to see Bon Jovi in Oklahoma City, so we went to the concert. Yes rock friends, I still believe in chivalry and pleasing women, well if they’re really hot and like to party. Six months ago I was company transferred from L.A. to OKC. I feel like Pauly Shore in that movie "Son in Law" where he went home with this college babe to her parents South Dakota farm for Thanksgiving. I can’t help it I talk like Ozzy Osbourne. I wasn’t from drugs, I was born this way. Beside the major culture shock, from moving to OKC, we don’t get many National rock touring acts through here.
So I got two tickets yesterday online from Ticketbastard, 3 rows just off stage left in the stands. They ended up being killer seats and I was surprised to get them the day before the concert. I though maybe the concert was not selling well.
We arrived at the concert towards the end of the opening act, named Hollow. For those, that don’t know about the Ford Center, it is very nice, opened June 2002 at a cost of $89 million, and for end-stage concerts holds 19,200 (End-stage capacity per Pollstar promoters book shows 18,400, so somewhere between those two numbers). OKC homies are very lucky to have such a first class facility here. Bon Jovi is using local venue city contests to find local opening acts to showcase, at each stop on the Tour’s second leg. Hollow won the local OKC "Have a Nice Gig" contest in December '05, sponsored by local radio station 98.9 KYIS-FM. Great exposure concept, for both BJ and the local opening act, and it cuts down on BJ’s touring overhead. From what I heard of Hollow’s performance, I was impressed with the band. Two female front singers, with the band sounding a lot like early Alanis Morissette, Jagged Little Pill, days.
After the opening acting, while the crew was setting up BJ’s stage and equipment, it got my attention how much classic AC/DC music was being played over the sound system. I can’t wait for AC/DC’s 2006 Tour announcement, and thought maybe the concert’s promoter, AEG Live, (#1 competitor to Clear Channel Entertainment) was giving the crowd a hint of an upcoming announcement regarding the completion of AC/DC’s new album and supporting National Tour. Anyone who attended AC/DC’s 2000-01 Stiff Upper Lip World Tour, understands the excitement of their upcoming ’06 tour. I’ll have to make a few “friends in the concert promotion biz” phone calls Monday. Personally, I think AC/DC will do a three month, large venue only, August – October ’06 first Tour leg. The band has always been fairly predictable. Guess that’s why they’ve sold over 105 million albums.
Anyway, the Ford Center was about 90% full when we got there, and by the time Bon Jovi hit the stage, at 8:35 p.m., the place was 99.9% full. Well I should say, the band without Jon, hit the stage. In BJ’s gig opening song, “Last Man Standing” (see complete set-list at end of review), I was watching Ritchie Sambora’s brilliant guitar work, from 30 feet away, not realizing that Jon Bon Jovi was not on stage. My main squeeze poked me half way into the song and pointed to Jon singing and playing a guitar on a floor riser, at the back of the arena, flooded by three white lights. After the song Jon, and a large staff entourage, worked their way up our side of the arena to the stage. Of course, when Jon passed right in front of us, the women in my section went totally bonkers. If Elvis was alive today he probably would have hired a hitman. Got to admit it was cool concert opener.
Later in the concert, Jon sang on a riser set up in the lower level stands, about mid-arena, stage right. There were so many women, with video phones flooding into the surround aisles that arena security starting getting nervous. But they were cool and did a great job managing the situation, without hassling the women who were just there to have a good time, and rape Jon in the aisle at the song’s conclusion. Again after the song, Jon and a large staff entourage, worked their way back to the stage, but this time Jon took his time working the crowd and kissing a few ecstatic, and gushing on the arena floor, babes on the way. Aw, the life of a hot looking, well toned, 43 year old rock star. And hey, Jon even has all his hair and teeth. I asked my main squeeze if Jon came up and kissed her like that, would she pass out and hit the floor. (She was getting red in the face from a histamine buildup, she was getting so worked up) She said no, because I would catch her before she hit the floor. Then with a puzzled look, she asked …“you would catch me, wouldn’t you? ~ ~
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