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Old 04-12-2018, 01:16 PM
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Old 04-12-2018, 01:18 PM
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My predictions

1. It will be predictable
2. Someone will break into the HOF quarters post ceremony to steal the original recording so they can upload to YT and blame poor video quality and shitty audio for terrible Jon's vocals. Interestingly enough, nobody from the BJ camp will be interested in retrieving the original recording so the thieves will never be caught.
3. Somebody will kidnap all the professional techs so they can put random non tech people in charge of the guitars and blame them for Richie's mistakes. Strangely enough, Richie won't notice the swap or his mistakes.
4. Alec will only play on one song (with Hugh on the other two), but on that song his bass won't be plugged in and Hugh will still be playing behind the curtain. Alec will not notice this and will think he sounds great, because he's a 'rockstar'.
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Old 04-12-2018, 01:52 PM
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My take on it:

Jon will rock up wearing a cravat and smoking jacket, his voice thinner than Graphene, his hair looking like it was brushed with a toffee apple, teeth whiter and larger than pieces of A4 paper.

Richie will forget the chords to Who Says and instead break into Dolly Parton’s version of LYHOM before launching into an impromptu stand-up routine, culminating with a chronological run through of all the songs he has ever written.

Alec will then emerge from the shadows, no bass in sight but instead announcing himself as the head of a Mexican Cartel, much to Richie’s delight. Hearing this, Hugh makes a beeline for the nearest exit door, almost tripping over the manikin, expressionless figure of John Shanks.

Amidst all the on stage confusion, Phil X seizes the moment and let’s loose with a spellbinding metal version of Love For Sale before sneaking in a Drills number which oddly gets the biggest round of applause of the night.

By this time Dave and Tico have already vacated the building leaving the broken figure of Jon Bon Jovi willing his failing voice into one final hurrah of I Love This Town.

Either that, or they’ll play

It’s My Life
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WSYCGH.

A doff of the cap in your general direction, sir. I'm personally psyched up for finally getting a live extended version of King of the Mountain, followed by fifty choruses of Who Says.

If there's any justice in the world they'll do Wanted, Prayer and Faith - allowing Phil and Richie to duel on the outro of Faith but lets face it, it won't happen and if it did Richie'd probably drunkenly stumble all over it.
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:41 PM
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4. Alec will only play on one song (with Hugh on the other two), but on that song his bass won't be plugged in and Hugh will still be playing behind the curtain. Alec will not notice this and will think he sounds great, because he's a 'rockstar'.
5.Jon will have a meltdown on stage and get stuck on a loop in the It's Alrights. After hearing the 289,563 one, everybody will leave the stage, the public will also leave, all personnel, etc. leaving Jon to out-It's Alright himself to get one last audience reaction. Finally, after approximately 11 years and having tried every trick in the book (even resorting to stripping to get that one last housewife "he's so hot" FB comment, without knowing that FB and housewives don't exist anymore), the rest of the band, with Richie back on-board as the lead singer, will decide that enough is enough and will commit Jon to a mental institution. He'll go down kicking and screaming "It's Alright" and will never be seen or heard again, thus ending his career with a bang and a anecdote that will further his myth.
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:43 PM
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Old 04-12-2018, 03:12 PM
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*Waiting for rosa to finally join in and tell us that we're no fans because we're trashing the band instead of being happy that they're still around*
You are an asshole and a hater.
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Rosa, is that you?
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You are an asshole and a hater.
And you will call Jon's effort 120% unsustainable, while some of us are placing his voice under an electron microscope.

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We Dont Run x2 like we got in bangkok 2015
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:34 PM
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