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Old 04-12-2018, 03:41 PM
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4. Alec will only play on one song (with Hugh on the other two), but on that song his bass won't be plugged in and Hugh will still be playing behind the curtain. Alec will not notice this and will think he sounds great, because he's a 'rockstar'.
5.Jon will have a meltdown on stage and get stuck on a loop in the It's Alrights. After hearing the 289,563 one, everybody will leave the stage, the public will also leave, all personnel, etc. leaving Jon to out-It's Alright himself to get one last audience reaction. Finally, after approximately 11 years and having tried every trick in the book (even resorting to stripping to get that one last housewife "he's so hot" FB comment, without knowing that FB and housewives don't exist anymore), the rest of the band, with Richie back on-board as the lead singer, will decide that enough is enough and will commit Jon to a mental institution. He'll go down kicking and screaming "It's Alright" and will never be seen or heard again, thus ending his career with a bang and a anecdote that will further his myth.
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