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Old 04-23-2006, 02:50 PM
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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
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Old 04-23-2006, 07:00 PM
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Aye. I thought you were gonna say Mary and Joseph were Badgers or something for a minute.
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On a slightly different note;

What is the difference between a Beaconsfield mine manager and a priest?

A mine manager get his miners stuck in a shaft, while the priest gets his shaft stuck in minors.

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On a slightly different note;

What is the difference between a Beaconsfield mine manager and a priest?

A mine manager get his miners stuck in a shaft, while the priest gets his shaft stuck in minors.

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On a similar note... What's the difference between a priest in a church and a whore in a bath?
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On a similar note... What's the difference between a priest in a church and a whore in a bath?
A priest in a church has hope in his soul and a whore in a bath has soap in her hole

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