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Old 08-30-2010, 04:21 AM
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What would the headlines be if Jon & Co turned out to be batting for the other team?

"Bon Jovi Gay: Female Fans Taste Bad Medicine"

Others suggestions very welcome!
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Old 08-30-2010, 04:27 AM
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Old 08-30-2010, 04:28 AM
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'Woman In Love doesn't interest New Jersey Rockers'
Ha ha! That's class!

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Bon Jovi weren't born to follow girls

Bon Jovi doesn't Walk like a Man

Bon Jovi: Who says you can't be gay?

Bon Jovi tells his male audience: "What if I were your mother?"

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Bon Jovi weren't born to follow girls

Bon Jovi doesn't Walk like a Man

Bon Jovi: Who says you can't be gay?

Bon Jovi tells his male audience: "What if I were your mother?"

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Heh heh, I like the doesn't walk like a man one
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