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Old 01-14-2019, 08:20 PM
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Bon Jovi to Producer: Come on Up to My Ass
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Old 01-14-2019, 10:22 PM
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Shanks gives me the creeps, seriously x_x
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Bon Jovi to Producer: Come on Up to My Ass
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Snooky looks like he's snarling, "Get away from me, you pervert!"
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While staring at the pile of wrinkled and sticky bedsheets after his night of fun with Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi sighs to himself and thinks; "God bless this mess".
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While staring at the pile of wrinkled and sticky bedsheets after his night of fun with Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi sighs to himself and thinks; "God bless this mess".
Hahah, this one was good.
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JBJ Says Nay To BJ

Cockstar Jon Bon Jovi has sensationally revealed that he hates giving blow jobs in the latest edition of Gay & Grey. Jon said "I just find the whole thing to be disgusting, we weren't born to swallow".
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New Jersey pornstar reveals a shocking secret to the Women in Love
"I'm not like Any Other Gay, I'm gay and grey and I also bang my b*tch and producer John Shanks. We went a bit Wild In The Sheets yesterday but wait, I shouldn't be telling you This!"
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