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Old 10-08-2008, 10:24 PM
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Um, that was obviously a joke before some female gets offended by it.

I don't want women to be infertile, I just don't wanna use condoms
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:38 PM
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And people say I have split personalities.
I don't exactly want the results to be bad though, do i!
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:41 PM
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I want someone to say they want me to have bad results just so I can blame them if I do get bad ones

Trivia: Did you know you can get clamydia through blowjobs?

I never knew all these things until lunch time today!
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:44 PM
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I want someone to say they want me to have bad results just so I can blame them if I do get bad ones

Trivia: Did you know you can get clamydia through blowjobs?

I never knew all these things until lunch time today!
So, why's the test come up now?

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Old 10-08-2008, 10:51 PM
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Because Jack, I am responsible

Nah, my girlfriend claims she had it last week but I thought she was joking and so just kinda ignored her, then she told me she's getting checked out. Then the other day someone was talking to me about it and it kinda scared the living daylights outta me so I figured I'd make sure my balls aren't gonna swell up or my tubes aren't gonna block up or whatever else it was that it does.

I'm sure I don't though, people just like to scare you when it comes to sexual health.
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:54 PM
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Did you know 1 in every 10 people under 25 years of age have it?

Scary stuff <_>
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> Is tired aswell... and confused.
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> Is listening to Alter Bridge Great Band.. Hope i go and see them one day
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