Questions.

yeah.

as i said, i don't regret anythign i've odne upto this point even the stupid things that I should but I'm one of those people that looks at life as a big game and the idea is to take in and do as much as you can and not give a ****.

per example' why be shy n not go over n talk to a good looking girl? if she tells you to **** off then at least you know instead of wondering what might have been.

applies for just about everything in life.

V tell us about the 1st time you were ever drunk

i used to take a sip from the bottles in the liquer cabinet every day before going to school (first grade) until my dad caught me and the bottles disappeared. don't think i was drunk, but i couldn't figure out why my shoulders felt so heavy.

then, i do remember being at one of those award ceremonies after a skiing race and the guy on my table - bit younger than me ordered beer, so i thought i could do the same - i might have been tipsy after having a whole beer myself at 13 or so. my dad came over and flipped lol. (have no idea why they served us beer but they did lol)


you?

1st time proper drunk I can remember was at christmas when I was probably about 14. Had a coupla beers and I still remember everythign but i was just talkign shit and singing about a girl i fancied then i was trying to swim in my bed for some reason.

V why do you do stupid stuff when you're drunk?

Because its so funny


The first time i was drunk was when we were all in Spain and they were pouring wine from a funny bottle striaght into your mouth and as the waitresses liked me they thought it was funny to give me some at the age of 7


Whats the funniest thing you've said when you are drunk?

I've said.......? i dunno I just go on absolutely mad rants at times when I'm drunk n everyone thinks pretty much everythign I say is funny.

One that springs to mind was a mate from colleges house I was at and there was a bird there that was a total pain in the arse. nice pair of tits but the absolute embodiment of cliched angsty punk twat who would sit goign on about the state of avril lavigne dressing like that to look rebellious when she was dressed exactly the same.

can't remember exactly what I said (the onslaught went on for about 20 minutes) but i absolutely destroyed this girl with my wit and point n apparently i was so funny half the people had to leave the room cos they were laughign too much.

V is bellitling twats one of your hobbies too?

Yeah sometimes but my approach is more direct.In fact we used to go around in a group of 20 but there was this girl called Nicky and she was such a pain in the arse that no one liked her so one party she was getting on everyones nerves so by this time i had enough and told her to shut the **** up and **** off as no one likes you!! funny she never did come back lol




Do you think thats totaly crawl?

nah im pretty much the same.

there's one girl in our group that i just totally have no time for. she doesn't inherently do anything to cause it but shes just a total pain in the arse and it's an actual hassle talking to her because we've got absolutely nothign in common and everyone thinks im shady for not making my disdain for her too well hidden.

tell it like it is i say.

V priority for my night out tomorrow: get a birthday pull or get birthday state drunk

Get drunk Jim theres always another time to pull , you'll have more fun with your mates if your drunk





Do you mix your drinks when out at night?

If I go dancing then i tend to be on the beer in the pub then the vodka in the dancing but now i try to make a point of sticking just to the beer or vodka.

V do you have a drink you like on special occasions?

Yeah Whisky or Jack Danials






Ever go for things like depth chargers? which is a pint of guinnes with a shot glass of port dropped into it