Questions.

aye man.

i was goin to come to london last year but wouldnt have got it on work opn account of me being away to spaint he week before it and needing the weekend after off for t in the park but I got suspended the week before it and fired not long after which was a kick int he balls considering I coulda went.

but i digress. my work are pretty cool about time off as long as it's not excessive but i think im goin to middlesborough and newcastle for a coupla weekends away wi the boys, summer camp wi the TA, Spain in a coupla weeks then probably again over the summer so as long as it's not too close to any other time off it shouldnt be a problem.

V excuses for getting off work tomorrow night?

How does this sound? Your Grandma is ill and is likely to die but your Mum doesnt drive so its up to you to get her there to see your dieing grandma before she dies.This might be too far fetched so what about You had a dodgy Kebab at lunch time and now you feel so cant come in.




Do you think that christmas time is the best time for getting drunk with friends?

nah well ill say I went out for a meal. they're more likely to be forgiving if they think it's been a natural cause of food poisoning as opposed to me being steaming and picking a sausage supper off the ground i dropped.

christmas time is indeed the best time to get drunk wi friends. turns out i'm off out tonight as well thent omorrow work getitng off providing.

i dont even want to lok at my bank balance tomorrow morning.

V should I be courteous to my dentist tomorrow and not drink any old shite tonight?

No Jim drink be merry, then in the morning drink plenty of water and wash your mouth with a good mouthwash and dont forget to brush your tounge with your toothbrush that way you will get rid of all bad odours.







Do you have to be drunk to dance infront of people?

not at all man. My bro just caught me doing my frontman think int he middle of my room singing to flickerstick. Ill be playing pool int he union and be singing and not necesarilyl dsancing but fronting away without even thinking about it.

drink just increases my momentum

btw the mouthwash and teeth brushing aint workign today so i doubt it will tomorrow could be worse. last time i went down id been on the hideously cheap and nasty tequilla the night before. I apologised beforehand cos nothign i could do could get the smell away lol

V should dentists wear balaclava's since they rob you anyways?

Yes they should , good job they dont ask you to bend over aswell the robbing bastards!!!!!!






HOw oftern do you go to the dentist? only i havent been in 18 months never seem to find the time to go.

every 6 months.

I hadn't been for years but ashlea made me sign up with her dentist last year. it's a new guy that took me last week but he's whacked me with a 70 quid bill n ive got to go tomorrow for work which is a pain inthe arse ocnsidering the last time i was told my teeth were in brilliant ocndition. either he's ripping the arse out of it or the last dentist was shit.

i know what i'm inlined to go for.

V any parties over christmas planned?

well so far only dinner with the family and some friends on the 24th..anything after that is up for grabs

and u?

i finished uni on thursday. since then uive been out every night bar saturday and im out tonight and tomorrow. working wednesday, probably out thursday, workign xmas eve at the pubs party thign but we get to wear our own gear and drink so thatll just be like a night out too.

not actually upto nante' on xmas day.

not entirely sure about new year. might go into town, might go to a party after work. i'm pretty sure there'll be anight out or 2 between boxing day and then

V is there such a thign as too much partying?

Yes. If you find yourself throwing up in a parking lot, there's been too much partying.

V Where's the weirdest place you've thrown up?