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I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
No, usually once a week or so, depends if I can be bothered. I don't end up with a scruffy long beard each week, it would take years to grow to what could be described as a beard