Questions.

don't really know to be honest. i dont have any phobias or anything. i thought i was getting vertico a while back but i didn't and have reversed bungeed to prove it.

V what should i get my girlfriend for xmas?

Some perfume?? Jewellery?? That should go down well

Plans for this evening???

going to see scotlands 2nd most talented ginger twins (me and my bro being the 1st), the proclaimers at the barra's with ashlea.

V r the proclaimers quite possibly the guliest people u have ever seen?

No that award goes to the neville brothers

Do you have a strong accent?

naw

V how did i get home last nite??

Police car???

Am i right??

no ive just been reliably informed that ig ot a bus then a taxi. memory loss is common during 10 hour sessions but apparently i was just talking utter shite by tthe end of the nite but not arguing or annoying anyone which is ok i suppose. ashlea didnt sound too chuffed thismornin when if oned her tho

V best excuse to tell an annoyed girlfriend how u ended up getting wasted and saying something us houldnt have (if i actually did say something)?

Just act dumb (it shouldnt be too hard for ya ) and blame it on your mates

How long have you stayed sober since you started drinking???

2 weeks i think

V whats ur lottery numbers?

don't really play lottery


Lucky number?