Questions.

ont remember getting hoem from the bowling the other nite thanks to a tonne of cider being consumed during the day and a couple of weeks ago i got wasted too and was generally talkign shite all night.

V u?

LOL about 6 days ago i wos in a club and the music wos really loaud and everything and i shouted to my friend "have you seen my tampon?" and youve guessed it just as i said it the ,music went off and loads of people were staring at me hehe

You?

um..... a tin of coconut milk fell out of my cupboard and sent my baking everywhere... more annoying than embarrassing...

whats your favourite local speciality?

irn bru drink wise, eeeeh us scots espescially from the west arent exactly reknowned for their fine cuisine.

V ever tried haggis?

noooo... nor will i now i know what its made of... (thanks mum)

i dunno... you get salmon in scotland dont you?

haggis isnt actually that bad i mean fair enough the shite thats in it sounds disgusting but eating big chunks of cows arse isn't exactly the nicest sounding thing either is it? just tastes like spicey meat.

yeah we get salmon here but ive seen my mate eatin it before and it looks minging so ive never bothered with it. if god wanted us to eat fish as if its just came out of the sea he wouldnt have created deep fat friers.

V have a good holiday season?

twas okay..... no drunken antics... lots of illicit gambling

nice...

V plays cards?

not usually but i spent ALOT of time playign cards in 6th year in the common room. won a game of switch against 8 people in 2 goes once. was pretty proud of that game.

V ever play slots?

rarely... and never more than 5p a go...

whats switch??? we played a LOT at 6th form too...

u get 7 or 8 cards and u go round clockwise or anti clockwise.

u can put down cards with the same number ie 4 of hearts + the 4 of spades

if someone puts down a 2 the turn befor eu, u need to put down a 2 or else u have to pick up 2.

an 8 before u means u miss a shot unles su ghave an 8

a jack reverse the way the game goes and a black king means u pick up ten unless uve got a red king to counter it.

an ace is a wild card and can be put down as anything

1st person to get rid of all their cards wins.

sounds hard to understand but once u know what everythign does its pretty simple.

V ever play arcade games?