Questions.

eh....... have people tried to come in when i've been there? yes has anyone ever walked right in n caugh tme with my trousers round my ankles? no

V ever been caught "on the job" so to speak? if so who by

Lingo again!! I dont get your lingo!!

You mean going potty?! Yes, and it was embarrasing! Acutally, by many people! And I wish not to say who!

V Most disgusting thing you've ever ate?

ehhhh i dunno i'm pretty sure i've ate a few disgusting things but nothing comes to mind.

by on the job i meant having sex so.........

V question i asked before

I dont think thats any of your business, young man.

I dont want to know so I wont ask.
V Have you written love letters? If so, what was your longest one?

yeah ive written love letters but not for a few years.

last one i remember was writing to an ex before we went out because she was kind of unsure about what she wanted. even though we ended up going out i still say it was a waste of paper and ink

V nicest compliment you've ever recieved?

Oh, I'm not sure. I try to remember what people say about me that are nice, maybe I should write them down in a book or something so when I'm feeling low, I can read through them and remember the happy times. Maybe I'll start.

One of them tonight was:

It's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball says:
your mature for your age
It's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball says:
cos u know ur shit

Another one recently was that an elderly gentleman came into my father's store and started talking about me. I meet him at a luncheon I attended as part of the Key Club (a community service organization). He told my father everything I told him and how I wanted to be an Art Teacher, he told all my father's co-workers about me. Yet, the best part of it was my father telling me he was never more proud.

It's the little things.

V Same question! (Because its a good one!)

well since my compliments to you are never returned ......

i can seriously say the nicest thing anyones ever said about me is my old philosophy teacher talking to ashlea about me. He basically said somethign along the lines of "we've got girls in here thinking they're going to meet someone from westlife and get married and all that shit then we have people like Jim and that's it, he knows who he is, he's not trying to be someone else and he doesn't have to"

not the most ego boosting statement about myself i'ver heard but comign from a man who i respect alot and in a time where we lose sight of what really makes a good person, i hold that dear to me.

V do you agree or disagree with that portayal of my good self?

Oh yes, Jim. You are by far the most impressive beautiful human being I've had the blessing to talk to. You are interesting, not at all dull - and I get your warpped sense of humour - which is very intriguing. And not to mention that you have nice hair, and you wear underwear - which is always a plus because it'd be rather icky if you didnt. You're a resonable young chap that likes to drink - and stuff. A very detailed methodical person!

Anyways...

V Whats the farthest you've been away from home?

tenerife. dunno how many miles but it's a long way from Kansas, well Glasgow actually. bout a 5 hour plane journey

V who is the real enemy?

You never said that they'll be pop quizzes!!!

V What's the best thing thats happened to you this week?