Sam. he might as well have had gay branded on his forehead.

the dude billy boyd played was pretty cool though. strange to have a hobbit with a glaswegian accent lol

and I also resent that remarks about the police kev. I told you. i've never been done for anything. i'm the black sheep in my family but i've just been lucky. ive managed to get away with shouting stupid stuff at cops and kicking in a squad car

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